Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Hey Hey All =)

Ok i'm just going to start off and get it out there....SEX IS AWESOME =)

I would LOVE to meet the person who invented sex purely to find out what awesome-ness they're working on now! i mean GENIUS or what?!! the compilation of sheer ecstasy and ridiculous positions...who could ask for more?Is there really and truly anyone out there (other than you crazy religious people) who believe otherwise? if yes, all i can say is....you're doing it wrong =)

I don't understand the whole "abstain until marriage" situation. I believe if you're in a loving relationship what's the problem? or even if you're not...it's up to you! What i don't believe in is the Church telling us what an evil abomination sex is, when (at least in the Catholic one anyway) nearly all the priests are 70yr old virgins...jeeez imagine all the tension building up there!To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals... I mean are we really taking advice on sex from the POPE?...wow that's going to be hott when we FINALLY get married....

When one thinks of sex does one automatically think of love or can the two stand alone? I'm sure many will agree with me when i say sex without love is an empty gesture... But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best :P There's nothing wrong with a one night stand or *ahem* friends with benefits but i do think that it's oh so much better when you're in luuurrve =) I've heard that "love ain't nothing but sex misspelled" and in a way i can see how people can mix it up...lust, love, it's all the same right? wrong, as far as i'm concerned, but that's just me, i think they come hand in hand one defining the other.

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
-A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."- LOL just thought i'd add that in randomly! XD


Just a few notes to remember if you smoke after sex...you're doing it waaaay too fast.....and sex on the TV never hurts anyone..unless you fall off =)

Be naughty and save Santa a trip Mothaa Fuckaas
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

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