Sunday, February 28, 2010

Ginge and Speech Impediment Fetish

Hey Hey Darlings =)

Right i promised my sister I'd write a scathing blog about this guy she REALLY liked. Now we have our differences, but my sister is an awesome person who deserves the best in life and especially in guys. Soooooo....where to begin.... btw HELLS FUCKING YEAH AM I GONA BE BIAS =)

Ok i must start by saying they used to go out in the past...but sister-mine did call it off, for valid reasons i might add...aka lack of conversation and general lack of balls on his part. But as time went on the friendship grew, therefore conversation improved and his balls dropped =) So my sister fell back into the trap of liking him again...liking him a lot.

They texted for weeks, but apparently the guy also fancied one of my sister's friends....a skinny ginger bean-pole of a girl who has glasses and acts like a whore but in actual fact has never even scored a guy before (have fun with that one you fucking retard....). But my sister does really like him and she hopes he feels the same...soooooo....after leading her on for a good long while he ignores her for a week then finally gets the balls to tell her that she's amazing but he doesn't feel they've been "connecting", that "she's a charm waiting to be picked" ...i have no fucking idea what era this idiot is from?!! who says shit like that?!!! he also has the nerve to say that he doesn't want to lead her on...you're a bit later for that prick..a few weeks too late. THEN he goes and says he doesn't want her and her frigid ginger friend fighting over him and he doesn't want her to be mad at the ginger.....boy needs a sharp smack and a REALITY CHECK!

My sister then finds out he's been texting the ginger AND her other friend the whole time....other friend isn't the brightest crayon in the packet and also has a speech impediment... retard boy suuure knows how to pick em...and apparently so does my sister... SO now the guy is planning on going after speech impediment girl.... Tbh i really think he's getting revenge on my sister..or else has a weird fetish for frigid gingers and speech impediments....

Suck Cock Retard Boy
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

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