Hey M'darlings =)
This is jut a little rant that i'm having after last night at Equus (club under college library)....
Is it just me or does anyone else HATE sarcastic pricks?! I, for one am inept at decoding the various sarcastic remarks made by certain individuals. Forgive me for not laughing but i haven't a FUCKING CLUE if you're serious or not..... Now i don't mind slight sarcasm or the odd sarcastic person who i've gotten used to, but when someone is CONSTANTLY sarcastic, quite frankly i just want to punch them....
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...and with this particular person i can say for friggin' sure it's true. I'm sorry but unlike you i DON'T speak in sarcatic riddles becuase I can actually come up with something relativly intelligent without having to make a joke of it....prick... And it's not like it's NICE sarcasm! It makes you feel self-conscious and want to shrink into a little corner becuase you feel like they're mocking you. What part of that is suppose to be funny you ABSOLUTE dickhead?!!
I had an ex whose dad was a sarcasic fucker...for the year and a bit i was going out with him i DREADED going to his house on the offchance his dad would actually say something to me (he didn't speak much but when he did it was ALWAYS sarcastic...). I suck when it comes to sarcasm, so anytime i had to make conversation i spent it looking like a nervous wreck and obviously looking like some stuck up bitch who was too good to say two words to anyone. How could i make conversation when i couln't decide if he was being serious or not?!
So moral of the story is...if you're a sarcastic prick i will NEVER be in the mood for you so stay the fuck away from me! >=(
Dear Sarcastic Prick: Fuck Right Off
Love & Fondles
Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx
This is jut a little rant that i'm having after last night at Equus (club under college library)....
Is it just me or does anyone else HATE sarcastic pricks?! I, for one am inept at decoding the various sarcastic remarks made by certain individuals. Forgive me for not laughing but i haven't a FUCKING CLUE if you're serious or not..... Now i don't mind slight sarcasm or the odd sarcastic person who i've gotten used to, but when someone is CONSTANTLY sarcastic, quite frankly i just want to punch them....
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...and with this particular person i can say for friggin' sure it's true. I'm sorry but unlike you i DON'T speak in sarcatic riddles becuase I can actually come up with something relativly intelligent without having to make a joke of it....prick... And it's not like it's NICE sarcasm! It makes you feel self-conscious and want to shrink into a little corner becuase you feel like they're mocking you. What part of that is suppose to be funny you ABSOLUTE dickhead?!!
I had an ex whose dad was a sarcasic fucker...for the year and a bit i was going out with him i DREADED going to his house on the offchance his dad would actually say something to me (he didn't speak much but when he did it was ALWAYS sarcastic...). I suck when it comes to sarcasm, so anytime i had to make conversation i spent it looking like a nervous wreck and obviously looking like some stuck up bitch who was too good to say two words to anyone. How could i make conversation when i couln't decide if he was being serious or not?!
So moral of the story is...if you're a sarcastic prick i will NEVER be in the mood for you so stay the fuck away from me! >=(
Dear Sarcastic Prick: Fuck Right Off
Love & Fondles
Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx
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