Me: hey sexy
Conor: hiya u fine thing
Me: i wanna ride you like a pony
you stallion you
rawr
Conor: well work away u goddess
Me: oh you naughty boy you
do you have a webcam?
i feel dirty
Conor: yh wot ur msn
Me: gullible@hotmail.com
Conor: added u there
Me: deadly gimme a sec my internets being a bit of a dick tonight
Conor: ok
Me: be on in a sec(sy)
Conor: ok
Me: shit msn isnt working
wanna just chat here?
Conor: nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo
ok
Me: awwww im sowwy
what did you wanna do?
Conor: can u try again mistress
wot ever u want
Me: mistress?? are you married?
Conor: no
Me: haha
do you have a girlfriend?
Conor: me no im single y
Me: just making sure
Conor: ru single now
Me: yep how could you tell sexy? you got me thinking about when i come home and how i wanna be single...
Conor: really
Me: yep
x
Conor: xxxx
Me: aw kisses
Conor: u r fit
Me: your eclectic vocabulary is astonishing - you really are a cunning linguist
such a turn on
Conor: who me
Me: yes you
couldnt be
then who?
Conor: no ur
Me: no you ARE
Conor: no u r
can u try ur msn
Me: tell me what you like about me?
nah it doesnt work in hungary...some copyright thing
Conor: ur smile eyes n everything bout u
Me: but we've never met..
talk dirty to me...i dont wanna hear about my eyes and my smile...
Conor: i wanna lick ur bush
Me: i dont have a bush babe! porn star style
ooh you're making me hot
Conor: i want to do u doggy
Me: what do you mean? you wanna do my dog? or i am a dog? or youre a dog? or.....what?
WOOF
Conor: i want to do u up the ass
Me: youre probably too big for me stud
Conor: no im not sexy
u goddess
Me: i highly doubt that...you seem like a big boy
Conor: no seem to be big naught girl
u deserve a spanking
Me: so you're small?
Conor: a bit shorter than u goddess
Me: im not talking about height babe...im talking about girth
Conor: the only way to know is to try it out bbe
Me: cant wait! but id like some feedback regarding the dimensions of your phallis
Conor: wot
Me: how big is your fuckin lad lad?
Conor: 3inch i think
Me: long or wide?
Conor: long
Me: thats good. do you know how to use it?
Conor: yep
Me: how many girls have you fucked pony-boy?
get it?
cos your a stallion!
Conor: too many but i want u
Me: have you been tested?
cos i need to know if youre clean
like i wont fuck till i know if youv been tested
like i need to see results
i cant sleep with you till i see a clean bill of health
seriously
Conor: i was jokin on how many i slept wit
Me: are you a virgin?
me too!
Conor: me too
Me: will you be my first?
Conor: yh if will be my 1st [note from Jesse...this is where I started to feel bad..but didnt stop]
Me: awesome pony boy
see you in 2 months
wait for me!
Conor: defo u goddess do u want my number
Me: yeh gimme your number
ill call you when im back home we can meet
it 08******** defo meet up
so r we a couple [Another note from Jesse....this is where we knew it was too far...still funny though]
Me: actually
i wanna be single
forget this whole thing ever happened
shit
Conor: y
You are not online.
Awh you kind of feel bad for him at the end!
ReplyDeleteHilarious tho! gullible@hotmail.com! nice! :P
Oh so many guys i would love to prank like that!