I'm not sure how many of you will know what i mean by Chat Roulette but basically it's a social networking site where you can meet people (male and female) via web cam to chat and for a few ...do *ahem* other things.... I was introduced to it a few days ago by a very internet-savy friend and i must say, on a boring night it can be VERY entertaining! You can meet really nice people from different countries, make new friends, possibly find l'amour and all that jazz..
However Chat Roulette isn't everything it says on the tin...infact there are a few added extras that must have been written in small print in invisible ink in the bottom corner....
(1) That god damn NEXT button.... ok, now no-one in their right mind is going to browse a social networking site (especially if there's a web cam involved) without making some sort of effort looks-wise....so it can be a real confidence crusher when hott guys next you...or even worse- the ugly ones =/ You make an effort to look half decent and you are basically turned down on first glance, but then again the NEXT button DOES have it's advantages...which brings me to my next point..
(2) Topless Girls and Cock... personally i DO NOT want to see topless girls when i'm looking for a chat and to be honest, they don't want to see me either! So this is where the NEXT button comes in! The second i see a hint of a frilly bra (or nothing at all =/ ) i can next them before my look of horror can register on their screen! For the men out there this would probably almost never happen so for you the NEXT button doesn't really apply here BUT i would say you're nearly trigger happy with the ol' NEXT button when it comes to all the (obviously socialy retarded) men punishing themselves on-screen *shudder* *SHUDDER*...i know i am! =/ I mean, really, i DO NOT want to see you jerk off via webcam...The majority of men who do this seem to be packing a beer belly and something small down below, other times you can get completely ripped guys and let's just say some are VERY gifted (which makes you wonder why they don't have a girl to do that for them!!).. Yesterday while drinking with the girls we decided to have an ol' gander on Chat Roulette, it's good craic in a group, especially if you're drinking! When a sign came up on screen saying "Say YES if you want to see me dildo my ass" we couldn't resist since we thought it was a joke....WRONG *shudder* the next thing we see is some old guy turn around, whip out a dildo and start at it...never moved so fast to the NEXT button in my life!! Moral of that story is..don't say yes to signs on Chat Roulette! =$
(3) Pervy Men...the conversation usually starts out with "show me your boobs" and ends with the NEXT button! You can nearly tell by the way the men sit at their chair whether the conversation will turn into a strip show...and you can usually tell with the girls coz they're already half naked!! =/ Sometimes you won't even get a full sentence out of them, just "tits?"...NIIIICE, real charming....go get a fucking blow up doll or check out a porn site asshole!
(4) The language barrier...you will get people who have little or no english and you will most likely not be able to speak their language so you hit a dead end...it gets frustrating trying to figure out broken english and type with perfect grammer so they can understand...i had an israely guy whip out a dictionary mid conversation..all i can say to that is NEXT!!!
(5) Audio.... talking to someone is all well and good, but it's less akward when you can just type..however if you forget to turn said audio off things can get nasty..for the person on the other side and possibly you =/ i find when i NEXT someone i say things like "girl", "cock", "oh god!" (and not in a good way) "eewww", "12yr old" etc etc....it's bad enough getting a half dressed girl but when she's an ugger you can't help but recoil in horror and make a terrified noise (same goes for the masturbators =$ ) a noise which they can hear on the other side of the web cam =/ what's worse is finding someone you like and going "oooo" then realising they can hear you when they piss themselves laughing...*sigh* NEXT!
Chat Roulette is an...interesting experience to say the least,one which many of us can do without! But if you can deal with the cock and being nexted...i'd say go for it!!! It's not too bad =)
Try Not To Get Nexted Darlings =)
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx
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