Helloooo Muda Fuckaas =)
We all, at one point or another, have thought we're a complete ninja on the dance floor...key word -THOUGHT.... most of us can look back on the night, the photos, and the stories and have the decency to CRINGE and regret we ever knocked back that last tequila shot. But it's the people that even when sober, STILL think they really busted a move out on the ol' dance foor...
I know i can't dance, but i try my best not to embarrass myself. There have been one too many times on the podium in Silvers back home..but luckily in Budapest there aren't as many tempting cage-like things to swing out of... At least i can admit to that...there are some that can't =/ The people who give it socks on the dance floor while everyone around them recoil in horror, THEY'RE the ones who need the reality check!
I don't know if it's just me but i HATE when someone I'm dancing with just looks like a complete whore...i mean,if you're gona dance like that at least give the guy you're dancing with a condom!! Not only do men seem to fall for this apparently "sexy" dance, they don't seem to realise that said dance is not even in time to the music or even qualified as dance moves fit to be seen outside a strip club!!!!! i HATE it even more when someone decides to drop-and-pop-it and then uses me as a balance, therefore dragging me down too.... been VERY close to going all phyco bitch on someone's a$$ before...
There are times when a complete piss-take is in order *cough*Borat-Dance*cough*, or perhaps a lap dance to "Santa Baby" to cheer someone up is needed. Times like these are hilarious and unforgettable! Also the bad dancing(or good dancing in the case of the lap dance :P ) is forgivable!There are all different types of dancers, the swayers, the bouncers, the bootay shakers... i suppose it depends on the degree of drunken-ness or perhaps the person's style. But whatever it is...don't embarrass yourself and the people around you...there will most likely be a video or series of pictures in the morning =)
We all, at one point or another, have thought we're a complete ninja on the dance floor...key word -THOUGHT.... most of us can look back on the night, the photos, and the stories and have the decency to CRINGE and regret we ever knocked back that last tequila shot. But it's the people that even when sober, STILL think they really busted a move out on the ol' dance foor...
I know i can't dance, but i try my best not to embarrass myself. There have been one too many times on the podium in Silvers back home..but luckily in Budapest there aren't as many tempting cage-like things to swing out of... At least i can admit to that...there are some that can't =/ The people who give it socks on the dance floor while everyone around them recoil in horror, THEY'RE the ones who need the reality check!
I don't know if it's just me but i HATE when someone I'm dancing with just looks like a complete whore...i mean,if you're gona dance like that at least give the guy you're dancing with a condom!! Not only do men seem to fall for this apparently "sexy" dance, they don't seem to realise that said dance is not even in time to the music or even qualified as dance moves fit to be seen outside a strip club!!!!! i HATE it even more when someone decides to drop-and-pop-it and then uses me as a balance, therefore dragging me down too.... been VERY close to going all phyco bitch on someone's a$$ before...
There are times when a complete piss-take is in order *cough*Borat-Dance*cough*, or perhaps a lap dance to "Santa Baby" to cheer someone up is needed. Times like these are hilarious and unforgettable! Also the bad dancing(or good dancing in the case of the lap dance :P ) is forgivable!There are all different types of dancers, the swayers, the bouncers, the bootay shakers... i suppose it depends on the degree of drunken-ness or perhaps the person's style. But whatever it is...don't embarrass yourself and the people around you...there will most likely be a video or series of pictures in the morning =)
When you think like Mc Hammer and dance like you think no-one can touch this....unless you've had professional training you can probably bet your bootay shakin' a$$ that everyone around you thinks you're a right tool!
Can't Touch This Muda Fuckaas
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx
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