So i've been at odds about what to write for a while and honestly i was a little bit inspired for this one....ok maybe not...i was listening to "A Brimful Of Asha" and i have to admit, i always thought he was singing " a van full of rashers on the 45" but that's beside the point =] Best line in the song has to be "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow"..just luuuurve it...so decided that this time this one is for the laydays :P
So we've all got em'..big,small,non-existant,Jordon-esque. And most guys love 'em =]Well they are THAT amazing =] We go out and buy lil frilly,polka-dotty,backless,plunge,padded,GEL packed over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders all because..well i suppose they can be described as two very major assests in our appearance so we want to excentuate their puuurdyness...LMAO...maybe when you're an old timer you'll be buying bras just to stop them dragging behind you..but for now i believe perky is the correct word people are after. Whether you look like a 5 year old boy or you have bagongas to rival ol' Pamela Anderson you want the twins to look good!
Which leads me to the question,,,is bigger better?! In somethings :P Bigger=Definately better...but i have heard around the male watering hole (aka my very drunk male friends who i've coaxed into dishing all) that there is a limit! Apparantly a good handful each is the desired amount! i'm sorry lads...we gon't exactly pre-order them! " errm sorry i would like them to be a good handful each, perfectly sculpted and perky to boot" pppppfttt...keep off the porn fellas :P So if you have too little they have nothing to cup and too much and they get smothered?!.. I used to feel like i was more of a pear shaped but now thanks to my sheer lazyness and a pizza a day i'm a puurrdy curvy hourglass (bear in mind that's with the good ol' spanx on otherwise i think i'd just be a shapeless blob) and honestly i wouldn't change it! i still look at skinny a$$ girls and think "damn i want to look like that you stick insect" but then again if they ever fell down the stairs they'd break all their bones...i on the other hand would merely bounce no matter if i fell a$$ first or face XD it's the benefits of extra insulation if you get me :P
It's a sad fact that i only discovered motorboating when i began college...well i didn't so much discover it...it was more like one of my female friends who shall not be named motorboated me as i stood there in complete horror! i suppose you need atleast a C cup to be motorboated so for those poor unfortunates out there who have never experienced this enlightening...erm passtime(?!)...you're missing out XD
I always said to myself that when i could put on my lipgloss like yer wann did in "The Breakfast Club" (without pushing them together mind you)that i was going places XD Well finally reached that place and i must say...it's gooood =] Now anytime i get drunk and the drink completely misses my mouth i have no more worries of stained clothes...it just goes straight down! Am i the only one who finds this? or is the skill of spilling drink down my top (literally) just mine alone?! Popcorn is another issue...i swear it goes down..gets lost and i'm never going to find it again! A good side of it is i could probably hide a nagen and not get caught!
So we've all got em'..big,small,non-existant,Jordon-esque. And most guys love 'em =]Well they are THAT amazing =] We go out and buy lil frilly,polka-dotty,backless,plunge,padded,GEL packed over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders all because..well i suppose they can be described as two very major assests in our appearance so we want to excentuate their puuurdyness...LMAO...maybe when you're an old timer you'll be buying bras just to stop them dragging behind you..but for now i believe perky is the correct word people are after. Whether you look like a 5 year old boy or you have bagongas to rival ol' Pamela Anderson you want the twins to look good!
Which leads me to the question,,,is bigger better?! In somethings :P Bigger=Definately better...but i have heard around the male watering hole (aka my very drunk male friends who i've coaxed into dishing all) that there is a limit! Apparantly a good handful each is the desired amount! i'm sorry lads...we gon't exactly pre-order them! " errm sorry i would like them to be a good handful each, perfectly sculpted and perky to boot" pppppfttt...keep off the porn fellas :P So if you have too little they have nothing to cup and too much and they get smothered?!.. I used to feel like i was more of a pear shaped but now thanks to my sheer lazyness and a pizza a day i'm a puurrdy curvy hourglass (bear in mind that's with the good ol' spanx on otherwise i think i'd just be a shapeless blob) and honestly i wouldn't change it! i still look at skinny a$$ girls and think "damn i want to look like that you stick insect" but then again if they ever fell down the stairs they'd break all their bones...i on the other hand would merely bounce no matter if i fell a$$ first or face XD it's the benefits of extra insulation if you get me :P
It's a sad fact that i only discovered motorboating when i began college...well i didn't so much discover it...it was more like one of my female friends who shall not be named motorboated me as i stood there in complete horror! i suppose you need atleast a C cup to be motorboated so for those poor unfortunates out there who have never experienced this enlightening...erm passtime(?!)...you're missing out XD
I always said to myself that when i could put on my lipgloss like yer wann did in "The Breakfast Club" (without pushing them together mind you)that i was going places XD Well finally reached that place and i must say...it's gooood =] Now anytime i get drunk and the drink completely misses my mouth i have no more worries of stained clothes...it just goes straight down! Am i the only one who finds this? or is the skill of spilling drink down my top (literally) just mine alone?! Popcorn is another issue...i swear it goes down..gets lost and i'm never going to find it again! A good side of it is i could probably hide a nagen and not get caught!
Everybody needs a bosson for a pillow!! XD
Love & Fondles Darlings
Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx
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