I Say "i miss you"- You say "well you go out too"

Hey All.

How many of you have lived in a foreign country? Had to leave all your friends behind, your family, your boyfriend, basically everything you've ever known? Ever had to watch while all your old friends go out and have stories from the night out the next day that you weren't there for? Loose touch with people purely becuase they don't go on facebook often enough? Or have someone say "you should look at the photos" of night out you were't there for?...(yeah the photos are great but i'd rather not... )

Well i have...and it fucking sucks. I've missed friends' birthdays, my own mother's birthday, Valentines Day, trips to Dublin, nights out, the family Chriskindel...and i've only been gone six months. People at home don't seem to realise how fucking hard it is being over here. Yeah we go out aswell and we have new friends but do you really expect us not to miss our closest ones who are still at home? Do you expect us to LIKE missing people's birthdays or hearing stories that we weren't there for?! Yeah we want to hear the news but it doesn't make us miss you any less.

For me it's the little things....not the big gossip or the most major scandal of the night...i miss the little funny things that happen that you REALLY had to be there for...like bringing an orange to Silvers and eating it-messily. You can't relive those things and it makes me miss home even more. People at home don't seem to realise that they have EVERYONE from school, their family, their boyfriends/girlfriends and even their new frineds all only a drive or a text away...or atleast they have them all in the same fucking country.... Do you see what i'm getting at? We make new friends, but they're not like the old ones....we have stories, but we always wish you were there for them....we have birthdays here, but they're never as good as the old ones down the back garden with a few beers and some music.....

I miss my boyfrined, i can only talk to him on skype and i see him every other month for a few days at best. I miss getting hugs from him or hearing his voice...but not from the other end of a computer. I miss my friends, the fun we had, the random photos, Sleepover-isms, Gig-buddies, Anti-Christ Cat. I miss talking to them all at one time...not via computer and at odd times of the day or reverting to 'Poke Wars' for contact. I miss my family (also the fridge that ALWAYS has food in it), i miss the feeling of HOME. i don't get to go gome every weekend or even live there at all anymore. if i want to go home i have to pay for flights then make a six hour journey or more each way...and i HATE airports =(

I also hate the fact that being in a different country makes it harder for people to visit. My boyfriend has been over twice and my mom and sister have been over recently...but no one else. I'm lucky that ANYONE has even made the effort, i have friends here who no-one has come to visit purely because of work of the flight prices. So i'm lucky in that aspect. But you always wish your friends could get over here, you want to show them what YOUR life is like, where YOU go out,...but with college and being students i would say i'll only ever see them back in Ireland for the next 5 years.

So i think i've sufficiently moaned and depressed myself enough.( Must get back to Physiology... midterms AGAIN..what i wouldn't give for a written assignment...)Just to let you know next time i say i miss you remember i actually mean it..and i'm not JUST saying it because i'm out of the country. I remember a response i got from a friend when i said i missed going out with them, she said- "but you go out too"...Oh well then that settles it doesn't it? I GO OUT TOO....makes EVERYTHING soooo much better....How about you try this sometime?

Not in the loving mood today...

Your One And Only PitBitch.

xXx

Sweet Dreams..Or A Fucking Scary Nightmare

Helloooo Honeys =)


I'm one of those people who, after seeing a horror movie, will not be able to sleep at night for a good 2months after (yet i still watch them for some horrible reason...) Prime example of this was when i went to see "Halloween 2" a few months ago...ok well before Christmas. I have only JUST returned to my natural sleeping pattern after seeing that movie and yet when i hear the slightest noise i automatically jump to the conclusion that there's some mentally fucked up person about to come after me with a knife....(yes my imagination DOES need a well deserved break...)The few days after i had seen the movie were the worst...it didn't matter that my boyfriend was sleeping right beside me, i just couldn't sleep for fear of being murdered. I even made him check every room in the apartment before bed and as much as i love him it didn't help at all that i kept thinking he wouldn't stand much chance against a knife wielding killer, therefore i had NO hope at all. =/ So let's just say i didn't sleep for the next two months... but i DID buff up on all my movies =) you'd be surprised how much time you gain when you stop sleeping!


I've always been like this, when i was young i couldn't handle the witch in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and have repeatedly been reminded by my loving parents how i used to hide behind the couch..cheers.. Then came "The Ring"...whoever came up with these movies must have had it in mind to mentally scar me, for a good few years after that i had to cover my TV at night (pathetic i know, but i did have a friend who couldn't even bear to have a TV in his room and still can't haha)."The Grudge", "Gothica", "Exorcism of Emily Rose", "28 days later" etc, etc...it appears i don't learn my lesson and therefore have regular vivid nightmares to keep me on my toes and up all night.


Last night i had a particularly bad sleep. Apparently after the snow in Budapest comes the torrents of rain and raging wind so it wasn't exactly the quietest of nights. The wind, at some point during the night had blown one of my outer windows open and then managed to blow my bedroom door open. I was sufficiently freaked out by the dog who was doing her "stare-at hamster-unmovingly-with-little-or-no-breathing-routine" and the constant door opening for no reason with a horrible squeaky noise. But when i got up to close it for the hundredth time i heard the most unholy growling noise. I nearly shat myself, but instead of doing what any sane person would do and close the door (and possibly go in search of a weapon) i stood there like a rabbit in headlights and basically waited for the noise to show itself..i waited and it kept getting louder and changing tone. Being sleep deprived and confused i was nearly crying at this stage until i realised where the noise was actually coming from...the spare room...SNORING...my flatmate's dad was staying in the spare room...


Well i felt like a TOOL, i was still a frightened tool though. So as a safety precaution i decided to try and lock my door(don't ask me what my mind frame was last night because i woke the next morning thinking WHAT THE FUCK?!) There isn't a key for my door so without taking my eyes from the darkness beyond (and the potential killers) i searched my peripheries for something useful...what did i come up with...yep that's right...TIGHTS... So tying one leg to the door handle and tying the other to the wardrobe handle i made a..ehhh..lock of sorts. How the fuck this was supposed to stop an insane murderer getting in was beyond me, but all i knew at the time was it stopped the door from blowing open, so it worked for me!


Tonight i am hoping I'll get a better sleep, if not...movie suggestions anyone?=/

~Sweet Dreams~
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

Sarcastic Pricks

Hey M'darlings =)



This is jut a little rant that i'm having after last night at Equus (club under college library)....

Is it just me or does anyone else HATE sarcastic pricks?! I, for one am inept at decoding the various sarcastic remarks made by certain individuals. Forgive me for not laughing but i haven't a FUCKING CLUE if you're serious or not..... Now i don't mind slight sarcasm or the odd sarcastic person who i've gotten used to, but when someone is CONSTANTLY sarcastic, quite frankly i just want to punch them....

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...and with this particular person i can say for friggin' sure it's true. I'm sorry but unlike you i DON'T speak in sarcatic riddles becuase I can actually come up with something relativly intelligent without having to make a joke of it....prick... And it's not like it's NICE sarcasm! It makes you feel self-conscious and want to shrink into a little corner becuase you feel like they're mocking you. What part of that is suppose to be funny you ABSOLUTE dickhead?!!

I had an ex whose dad was a sarcasic fucker...for the year and a bit i was going out with him i DREADED going to his house on the offchance his dad would actually say something to me (he didn't speak much but when he did it was ALWAYS sarcastic...). I suck when it comes to sarcasm, so anytime i had to make conversation i spent it looking like a nervous wreck and obviously looking like some stuck up bitch who was too good to say two words to anyone. How could i make conversation when i couln't decide if he was being serious or not?!

So moral of the story is...if you're a sarcastic prick i will NEVER be in the mood for you so stay the fuck away from me! >=(

Dear Sarcastic Prick: Fuck Right Off
Love & Fondles
Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

Golden Plastic Fur-Lined Tackiness

Hey Sweethearts!

Ok, so we all know what knackers are right? Pikies, scumbags, chavs etc.. EVERYWHERE seems to have them but i when i came to Hungary somehow i thought it would be an exception....apparently not.

Today whilst walking the dog i came across a very stylish young lady (please note sarcasm)supporting a gold plastic fur-rimmed jacket with matching gold jeans and trainers. To add to the ensemble she wore gold earrings, an orange tan and had the top half of her hair dyed brown and the bottom half dyed blonde.Safe to say i was nearly blinded by the sun reflecting off her golden-self... Would any other self respecting person other than a chav walk out the door in this?!!! i mean really?! HOW tacky can you get?!!

In Hungary they seem to favour the gold plastic look, whereas in Ireland, the ever popular velour matching tracksuit set is always in style. Not only is it worn in colours such as fuchsia pink and lime green, it is teamed with socks tucked into runners and a charming pair of gold earrings. The outfit is NEVER complete with out each hand being decked out in the TACKIEST MOTHA FUCKIN' GOLD RINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN....

Now as for the male knacker...in Hungary they like their leather jackets, but also have a bit of a taste for the plastic fur rimmed ones. Tracksuit bottoms, hair slicked back,tracksuit tucked into socks, and techno music blaring out of the phone in his hand...the epitome of sexiness (*GAG*) In Ireland they have a bit more labels than the poor aul Hungarian knackers...they model a wide range of Lacoste, Le Coque Sportif, Fred Perry, Burrberry and it seems as if they are now moving on to Ralph Lauren!All of course worn in the tackiest way possible...The male knacker, last i saw, seems to favour stripes and believes a peaked cap and a giant diamond earring will attract the opposite sex so they can mate and produce baby knackers who will come out of the womb with gold earrings on, a velour trackie and a fur lined body warmer! All i can say is....they breed 'em young =/

Now i've nothing against knackers...just their fashion sense...i mean REALLY who in their right mind thinks THAT is sexy?! (chavs are not allowed to answer as you are obviously not in your right mind...) The worst is when they're out on the town wearing belt-sized skirts, halter-necks that show waaaay too much (especially if they're on the round side) and the characteristic hoop earrings. Seriously...cover up!!! or if you want to parade some flesh get a nice short dress and do it in style!!!!

I firmly believe they are a species all of their own (formed by inbreeding no doubt..) They seem to have their own language "an' can tawlk loike dis da hole ty-um" (possibly a bit of D4 thrown in there,but it's a hard language to write..especially for those of us who have the basics in spelling) Sometimes when back home in Ireland i felt like i was talking to a foreigner...i hadn't a CLUE what the ol' knackers were on about...and now that i'm in Hungary i haven't a clue what ANYONE is going on about! (especially the little old ladys who like to stop and chat to you in hungarian =/ ) They are a timeless species who, i have found out, have also invaded the main portion of Europe. Is there no-where that will remain chav-free?

I ask you, when the world finally ends will the Knackers and the cockroaches be all that's left hinding under a rock somewhere?

Stay away from gold and fur and velour people.

Love Your One And Only PitBitch

xXx

Brief Sex Over-View From The Eyes Of The Church

Hey Honeys!

In relation to my last blog i got a comment via facebook letting me know that (and i quote) "the church doesn't say that sex is an evil abomination but it says that it should be used well as a way of showing love to a person by giving that person a portion of your soul as more than just an action" sweet way of putting it don't you think?Definately nicer way of looking at it =) Everyone has different opinions and i'm glad to hear them all but me and the church don't quite mesh. I do really like the way he put the whole phrase though =)

Love As Always
Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Hey Hey All =)

Ok i'm just going to start off and get it out there....SEX IS AWESOME =)

I would LOVE to meet the person who invented sex purely to find out what awesome-ness they're working on now! i mean GENIUS or what?!! the compilation of sheer ecstasy and ridiculous positions...who could ask for more?Is there really and truly anyone out there (other than you crazy religious people) who believe otherwise? if yes, all i can say is....you're doing it wrong =)

I don't understand the whole "abstain until marriage" situation. I believe if you're in a loving relationship what's the problem? or even if you're not...it's up to you! What i don't believe in is the Church telling us what an evil abomination sex is, when (at least in the Catholic one anyway) nearly all the priests are 70yr old virgins...jeeez imagine all the tension building up there!To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals... I mean are we really taking advice on sex from the POPE?...wow that's going to be hott when we FINALLY get married....

When one thinks of sex does one automatically think of love or can the two stand alone? I'm sure many will agree with me when i say sex without love is an empty gesture... But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best :P There's nothing wrong with a one night stand or *ahem* friends with benefits but i do think that it's oh so much better when you're in luuurrve =) I've heard that "love ain't nothing but sex misspelled" and in a way i can see how people can mix it up...lust, love, it's all the same right? wrong, as far as i'm concerned, but that's just me, i think they come hand in hand one defining the other.

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
-A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."- LOL just thought i'd add that in randomly! XD


Just a few notes to remember if you smoke after sex...you're doing it waaaay too fast.....and sex on the TV never hurts anyone..unless you fall off =)

Be naughty and save Santa a trip Mothaa Fuckaas
Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx

SKINNY AND SKINNY-JEANS

Hellooo Dahlings =)

Right just to put it out there...I'm NOT making an attack on skinny men or skinny-jean-wearing-guys...this is a BLOG people..not the law,simply my opinion so if you get offended...seriously fuck off and get a life. For me anyway, i like wearing skinny jeans...it doesn't mean i like men to wear them. It also doesn't mean i think they shouldn't wear them either! It also doesn't mean I've a thing against skinny guys!So now that that's settled...

I once heard that you should never date a guy who's jeans are too small for you... thinking about it i can actually see the logic! A guy who wears skinnier jeans than you technically makes him smaller than you...which on many occasions can get awkward....


(1) I always find that guys have this weird infatuation about picking girls up.... is it just me or does that freak the shit out of anyone else? if someone tries to pick me up (kudos for getting me off the floor for starters) i will automatically hit them in the closest, most harmful place possible in order to be reunited with the ground. It's just a reaction. If a skinny guy tries to pick me up, he will most likely fall over ultimately leading to him being squashed or he will put his back out. Now as embarrassing and painful that is for our skinny guy how BAD do you think the girl who just flattened him feels?!!! SCARLETT!! Or in worst case scenario..being picked up during sex and flattening him will probably lead to more than his sex drive being crushed! (has never happened to me thank God...just to put it out there! LOL )

(2) Personally I'm already self-conscious enough about sitting on a guy's knee...but if you can feel his bones through your ample ghetto bootay (in my case) it is HIGHLY uncomfy and i always feel like telling him to get the fuck up an sit on my knee... Not only do i spend the entire time "perching" so as not to crush the skinny-jean-wearing delicate frame I'm sure the guy is trying not to make sounds of agony.... Not sexy OR fun....

(3) Does anyone else feel bad when you're with a group of men and you polish off a whole pizza but they struggle to get to the last slice? (happened today...PATHETIC lads, pathetic..hungover or not..) Or when you realise you couldn't get an arm down the leg of their jeans let alone a whole leg?!!! Slightly confidence crushing AND EMBARRASSING! It's not good when you feel MAHOOSIVE even when men are present! Physically men are "supposed" to be the bigger of the two genders...and in most cases it's true....MOST...actually tbh I'd say i weigh more than many of the guys i know! lol XD meh oh well...i loves ma foood =)

(4) Are skinny jeans the equivalent of men wearing skin-tight tights in the olden days? So you can see what they're packing before you marry them or get involved? Personally...i don't see how MUCH could fit into skinny jeans...at least comfortably!!! i mean, are they not a little...err....restricting?! Do men not look at other men who wear skinny jeans and inwardly recoil and think "OUCH"?! Is that the reason why skinny-jean-wearing-guys walk funny? Does something HURT? Or is that just a limp you've got going on there?!



SKINNY AND SKINNY-JEANS- are you real men?...or just really uncomfy?
Please invest in a pair of baggies? For your circulation's sake if nothing else!!


Love Your One And Only PitBitch
xXx